12-26-2010 With no concern for tradition or the morale of youngsters around the world, the feds took down Santa after he strayed into Class B airspace surrounding Washington’s Ronald Reagan National Airport (DCA). The weapon used to bring down Santa’s sled is unkown but after the crash a flame thrower manned by a TSA agent reportedly finished off him and his injured reindeer. The officer in charge was qouted as saying, “ we have a zero tolerance program involving DCA airspace violations.”. Meanwhile, Nancy Belalugosi’s private jet also strayed into the DCA prohibited airspace but was not interfered with, the same officer saying “she didn’t mean it”. No investigation is planned for either occurrence.
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